Above: Gina Marie, the writer also known as Kirsten Monroe, trying not to fidget
p.s. -- D.L., I am so sorry that I let that fucking little bird out of his cage and that he bit you on the neck. He has been taught a lesson. He is now wearing a black velvet collar that says, "Dirty Slut" spelled out in rhinestones and is being paraded about on a silver leash. The crows can't stop laughing.