Friday, December 12, 2008

"Publicity ho" is lame

The worldwide bad Santa phenomonon NYC edition Santacon is tomorrow!

"Santacon began 10 years ago in San Francisco, where 30 friends, disheartened by the happiness of Christmas, got together in their Santa suits and set out to have some fun. They crashed a dinner dance and stole people's drinks. Went to a strip club. Drank themselves silly. Some made it home. Others slept in the streets.

This year, Santacon was - or will be - celebrated from New York to Tokyo and places in between. Its schedule and history can be found online at
www.santarchy.com."


Santa's Rules:
Santa looks like Santa. HOLIDAY APPAREL IS MANDATORY. A Santa hat is not enough. Get a Santa suit. Buy a Santa suit. Make a Santa suit. Steal a Santa suit. Get creative: be a Secret Santa, a Santasaurus, Candy-cane, a Reindeer, a Chanukah Chicken, a goddamn latke, Stewardess Santa, Knight Rider Santa, Crusty Peace Punk Santa, the occasional Legless Reindeer, Chanukah Squirrel, Emo-Elf, or the Santichrist. Just don't wear your fucking jeans.
Santa acts like Santa. Be jolly. Belly-laugh. Let people sit on your lap. Give out gifts.
Santa doesn't seek media attention. "Ho-ho-ho" is good. "Publicity ho" is lame.
Santa doesn't get arrested.


Please remember the FOUR FUCKS:
Don't fuck with kids.
Don't fuck with cops.
Don't fuck with security.
Don't fuck with Santa. (it's okay to fuck a Santa)

2 comments:

Neve Black said...

I gotta tell you, I'm so in. :-)

Kirsten Monroe said...

Is there one in your parts? I missed the one in Portland, but wow, sounds like such a ho ho hoot!