Naughty Bits -- Published Work by Gina Marie
Saturday, December 20, 2008
My well has no bottom
"In summary, if you want to live a happy, married life, you should get rid of your king size bed, do away with his and her sinks, and start dressing in each other’s clothing."
--Candid Thoughts Upon the Purchase of your King Size Bed by Courtney Maum, Defenestration, December 2008
I am happy to announce that I am the proud owner of an ancient queen, love to wear my husband's briefs (and suspenders and hats and those really nice wool socks that he thinks he's hidden from me) and am not getting any larger (in any direction).