Wednesday, December 31, 2008

If at first you don't succeed


"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti.


"If at first you don't suceed, pull your foreskin over your head (pronounced heed)" - Old Scottish parable


"If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?" - Steven Wright.

This Christmas, our family decided to host an art auction instead of buying gifts. I was dreading the project until I finally sat down the morning of the event and made the above mural. I had so much fun making it that I couldn't stop. I made two drawings and a computer enhanced photograph that day also.

There are fireworks going off all around town. Midnight will be here soon. As the New Year dawns, I don't want to resolve so much as wish. I wish upon a midnight star to be a little better at this task of being human and to simply let loose of hesitation and go for it, whatever it is.

And if at first I don't succeed, I wish to laugh -- laugh with a big, loud, happy sound, and pull my foreskin over my head!

Happy New Year All.

5 comments:

Neve Black said...

Happy New Year, foreskin and all!

max said...

happy new year, love your collage.

BadAssKona said...

Awesome collage! So, you're an artist, too! Happy Nude Year!

Kirsten Monroe said...

Hey!Happy New Year Everyone!!

Thanks for popping in. Max, hello! I checked out your blog. Very cool! I agree, metal rules.

BadAssKona, he-he. I'm not an artist. That's why I was afraid of the family art auction! But when I was at last covered with glue and paint and chalk, I realized I was having fun!

Have a fabulous day!

Jeremy Edwards said...

Well collaged! You radiate "fun" in every direction.

I love the "ex libris" plate with the balloon-aloft building.

And—galyaks!—my spamword is galyaks.