"Freud believed that, for many men, shoes represent female genitalia. But aren't they more like visible underwear? Shoes can be about comfort or about allure, but I dare you to find any that are about both. Figuring out how to combine walkability and sexiness is the Grand Unification Goal of cobblers."
I vote for visible panties. In Freudland, what would wearing my favorite Chuck Taylor's say about my pussy? "Cough up that furball kitty." But this isn't about me, is it? This is about them. The dudes. What would Chuck T's tell a dude about my pussy? "Bring it!" or "Back off bucko"? Does wearing plain old shoes send an invisible man-beam radar signal that my privates are boring and maybe kinda stinky? Or easygoing and fun? Do they scream asexual or boyish or something like that? Whadya say there Freud?
Whatever. I like fancy shoes now and then because they're fun and cute, they flip my body into a sexy angle, give my hips a bit of curve and swing, force me to slow down, and most importantly, give me a few desperately needed inches of extra height so I can see over the counter when ordering my latte or get a little respect and attention, thank you very much, when I walk into a room. If my feet scream "shaved, wet and ready for you big guy" to a man, so be it.
Just look at those vaginas go!