Mike Young offers up a hilarious taste of Rock Star status and groupie lust at Nerve.com in his personal essay, "It Ain't Me, Babe."
"Jordaan wasn't faring any better. A few minutes later I saw him looking defeated and I asked what was wrong. "This kid James," he said. "I was smoking a cigarette on the porch and he asked if we could buttfuck, and I was like whoa, okay, but I'm always on top."
"He meant his cigarette. He meant he wanted to light his cigarette on mine."
"I think I scared him."